Michael Moore's "Hellraiser" Scholarship - An Ideal Applicant

The left's current Leni Riefenstahl, Michael Moore, has offered two $2,500 "Freedom of Speech" scholarships for student activists at California State University San Marcos, one of the few campuses last fall that withdrew its invitation to host and pay taxpayer dollars for his appearance on the I-Hate-Bush-So-Vote-For-Kerry speaking tour.

Columnist Logan Jenkins of the SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE penned a splendid column Monday describing one ideal student's application for this prize sent to Michael Moore.

Jenkins' "applicant" for a Moore scholarship is Che Luther Dershowitz, a major in Guerrilla Theatre (minor in Labor Lore), whose interests include Documentary filmmaking, baseball hats, harassing corporate fat cats, and the "Common Man." Che's Character References are Joe Hill (deceased), Clarence Darrow (deceased)and Fidel Castro (senile).

"When you announced that night your intention to offer a 'hellraiser' scholarship, I went weak in the knees," wrote Che to Michael Moore. "....I am your monkey wrench, ready to rage against the capitalist machine. All I need is a little nurturing -- i.e., cash -- from you.... Show me the money and I'll make it my life's work to raise holy hell."

Cynical as it sounds, this parody also perfectly describes the life of the very mercenary and self-aggrandizing Michael Moore, too, as you can see in the documented profile of multi-millionaire Moore at DiscoverTheNetworks.org.