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Sunday, February 20, 2005

Wonkette Discovers The Network

Wonkette.com has discovered the network. Welcome. But be patient. Yes we have no Trippi. But consider what we do have, and give us the time to track Trippi down. Oh, and we agree about Alterman and the leftwing conspiracy. Wonkette writes:
"We just about crapped ourselves with excitement when we stumbled on Discover The Network, a guide to the liberal conspiracy. So great! Finally, a way to keep track of our fave feminazis and lefty loonies!

But we can't seem to find anyone, like, interesting. And really, they're gonna need to do some better programming and database administration if we're going to keep up with those tricky liberals. Why no entry on that bra-burner and NOW President, Kim Gandy? She doesn't get her own entry? No Joe Trippi? No Doug Hattaway, no Jim Kolbe? And we're a little hurt by our exclusion, honestly. Fucking Eric Alterman, Garrison Keillor.

This leftist conspiracy sucks it through my jeans."


12 Comments:

daninKansas said...

Do we really need gratuitious use of the f-word? That is a lefty trait. DaninKansas

Mon Feb 21, 09:20:10 AM  
SDB said...

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what does this phrase refer to?:

"sucks it through my jeans"

Does it mean that the conspiracy is attempting something that is very nearly impossible, thus futile? And that impossible task they've set themselves would be??

I don't f%!#!@g know.

Mon Feb 21, 11:06:58 AM  
Bachbone said...

Ms. Cox apparently believes she must use nasty words to gain a following. I don't visit her site, because I don't wish to read that sort of trash from male or female posts. It used to be a sign of weak vocabulary to use that writing method, but it is now considered modern? Not in this house.

Mon Feb 21, 11:33:30 AM  
sarah said...

I was wondering how such vulgarity warrants acknowledgment?

Mon Feb 21, 11:36:00 AM  
Mudshark said...

No need for the vulgarity, nor the euphemism's. I will not be reading anymore of these particular posts. Only a dimwit would use this language. I don't personally know that any of my right winged compatriots are dimwits.

Mon Feb 21, 03:53:54 PM  
Redbeard said...

I'm afraid I don't know much about Wonkette. I've never read any material from the website, nor do I know its raison d'etre. I suppose I'll investigate further, just to inform myself, but I must agree with the other comments left here in reply to the original post.

Mon Feb 21, 08:02:15 PM  
t0m said...

"Do we really need gratuitious use of the f-word? That is a lefty trait."

I didn't know Dick Cheney is a lefty.

Wed Feb 23, 08:01:24 PM  
Redbeard said...

Point of order: A private comment is not the same as a deliberately public comment.

But we can't let that fact stand in the way of a good Cheney bash. Now if we can just work in the name Halliburton somehow........

Thu Feb 24, 08:53:21 AM  
Sarah said...

To hell with that, I curse like a sailor, just not usually when I want to be taken seriously. I have never once uttered the words 'We just about crapped ourselves with excitement', and I'm not talking about the usage of the royal 'we' (it's hard enough to keep track of just the one of us).

Anyway, that's just friggin' vulgar.

Seriuosly.

Thu Feb 24, 01:25:28 PM  
daninkansas said...

Cheney f-bomb not gratuitous.

Thu Feb 24, 05:18:05 PM  
t0m said...

Point of order: A remark made on the floor of the Senate is not private.

But don't let that stop you from having a double-standard.

Thu Feb 24, 08:24:53 PM  
Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Read Wonkette and have a plate of spaghetti. An hour later, you'll have nothing on your mind and nothing on your stomach.

Sat Feb 26, 04:35:11 PM  

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